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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873?Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher: How old is ur father.Sunny:As old as I am.Teacher:How is it possible?Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know?STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.Teacher: Why do you say that?Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

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Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."
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