Wednesday, January 24, 2007

jokesssss

Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873?Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher: How old is ur father.Sunny:As old as I am.Teacher:How is it possible?Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know?STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.Teacher: Why do you say that?Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

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Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."
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"You never have a second chance to make a first impression."

language of friendships




A Always Funny
B Beautiful Personality
C Common Interests
D Delightfully Entertaining
E Exciting Person
F Fashionable
G Good Taste
H Happy Times Together
I Intelligent Person
J Jolly Laughter
K Kind
L Listens Well
M Makes Jokes
N Never Mean or Cruel
O Original
P People Person
Q Quality Time
R Real Person
S Secret Keeper
T Terrific Sense of Humor
U Understanding
V Very Special
W Works Hard
X Xciting Person
Y You Are The Best
Z Zero flaws

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

cHECK oUT tHE mAGIC


MATH is also MAGIC ... try this trick for a change and u will be surprised.

It's really interesting!!!!!!!


Take the day you were born (Date) * 4
+ 13
* 25
- 200
+ Month of your birth
* 2
- 40
* 50
+ Last 2 digits of the your Birth(year)
- 10500

Who will be there !


If I try and fail


who will be there... and say:


"You did well"


If I fall and couldn't stand


who will be there...and say:


"Hold my hand"


If roads are tough


and light is far,who will be there...and say:


"I will walk"


Even when my nights are long,


and days are blue.


And everything seems,


impossible to be true.


Who will still be there...and say,


"I will always love you"


Will You be there?




Monday, January 22, 2007

I LOVE U

I LOVE U


I never really knew youYou

were just another friend

But when I got to know you,

I let my heart unbend.

I couldn't help past memories

that would only make me cry

I had to forget my first love

and give love another try

So I've fallen in love with you

and I'll never let you go

I love you more than anyone

I just had to let you know

And if you ever wonder why

I don't know what I'll say

But I'll never stop loving you

each and every day

My feelings for you will never change

Just know my feelings are true

Just remember one thing

I Love You!

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Bolly Queens

Ria Sen


Riya Sen is the grand daughter of Suchitra Sen, a legend in Bengali cinema, and daughter of Moonmoon Sen, a former actress. Before moving to Mumbai, she lived with her mother and sister Raima Sen, also an actress, in Kolkata. Her father Bharat Dev Varma belongs to the illustrious royal family of Tripura. Her paternal grandmother Ila Devi, was the princess of Cooch Behar, whose younger sister Gayatri Devi is the Maharani of Jaipur.[2]
Before entering show business, she studied at Loreto House and Rani Birla College, both in Kolkata, but dropped out of both institutions.[2] She also briefly studied at the National Institute of Fashion Technology. Since her Bollywood debut, she has moved from Kolkata to Juhu in Mumbai.
While in Mumbai she had a relationship with male model and actor
John Abraham.[3] After the two broke up, she started a relationship with actor Ashmit Patel.[4] She also briefly dated actor Akshaye Khanna.[citation needed]
Many have commented on the strong resemblence between her and her mother, Moonmoon Sen, a sex symbol in her time.
[5] Both have worked in films in different languages, and both were involved in numerous controversies. However, her sister Raima has a very different image from them both.[6]

Kareena Kapoor

Kareena Kapoor comes from an old and influential film family. Her grandfather was Raj Kapoor; her great grandfather was Prithviraj Kapoor. She is the daughter of Randhir Kapoor and Babita, who had divorced when she was still young. Rishi Kapoor is one of her uncles. Her sister, Karisma Kapoor, is also an actress. Other living relatives include maternal aunt Sadhana, and cousins Shivani Kapoor, Ranbir Kapoor and Nikhil Nanda.

Isha Koppikar

Ishaa Koppikar was born in Mumbai, India on 19 September 1976. She went to Ramnarain Ruia College in Mumbai and studied Life Sciences. While in college, she did a model shoot for Gautam Rajadhyaksha. She took part in the 1995 Miss India Contest, won the Miss Talent Crown and modelled for L'Oreal, Rexona, Camay, Tips & Toes and Coca-Cola, among others.

Ayesha Takia

Ayesha Takia was raised in Mumbai. She has said in interviews that she grew up speaking English at home and had to learn Hindi for her film roles. [1]According to Ayesha, she has been a photographic model since she was four years old. She appeared in a music video, Falguni Pathak's Meri Chunar Udd Udd Jaye, when she was only fifteen. One video in which she appeared, Shake It Daddy, brought her to the attention of the movie industry, and a few film offers followed. [2]
She signed a contract for Socha Na Tha, then for Taarzan: The Wonder Car. However, delays in making Socha Na Tha meant that Taarzan released first and was therefore her "debut" film.
She won the Filmfare Best Debut Award in 2004 for her performance in Taarzan.
She has appeared in a number of films that have done poorly at the box office. However, she has been highly praised for her work in the 2006 Dor, an art film. [3], [4]

Sushmita Sen

Sushmita's father Shubeer Sen is a retired Indian Air Force officer; her mother Subhra Sen worked as a fashion artist and jewellery designer. She has one brother, Rajeev Sen, and a sister, Neelam Sen.
Sushmita's mother tongue is Bengali. She was born in Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, but grew up in Delhi. She attended school at Air Force Golden Jubilee Institute in Delhi. In Delhi, she studied English and planned a career in journalism.
In 2000, she adopted a daughter, Renee, as a single mother.

Shilpa Shetty

Shilpa Shetty

Background

Shilpa Shetty was born to Surendra and Sunanda Shetty in Tamil Nadu in southern India belonging to the Bunt community,[2] Shilpa's native language is Tulu but she can speak nearly ten languages at differing levels including English, Hindi, Kannada, Marathi, Gujarati, Telugu, Tamil, Urdu and can understand basic French. [citation needed]
She attended St. Anthony Girls' High School, located in Chembur, and later attended Podar College. She was the captain of the baseball team and has earned a black belt in Karate [3]

Shilpa Shetty (Tulu: ಶಿಲ್ಪ ಶೆಟ್ಟಿ) (born 8 June 1975) is a four-time Filmfare Award-nominated Indian film actress, model, AIDS activist and PETA supporter. Since breaking into Indian film in 1993 in the film Baazigar, she has appeared in nearly 50 films and made her first lead role in 1994's Aag,[1]. At 5ft 10 inches (1.78m) she is one of Bollywood's tallest actresses and currently resides at the centre of the Hindi-language film industry in Mumbai, in western India. Her younger sister Shamita Shetty (born 1979) is also a Bollywood film actress.
In January 2007 she became a surprise contestant on the British reality show, Celebrity Big Brother UK and entered the Big Brother house on January 3, 2007.

CAREER

Shetty started her career by modelling for the soft drinks company Limca in 1991 at the age of 16.[4]
Her appearances in the adverts of Limca caught the attention of agents of the Bollywood film industry and she made her film debut in 1993 at the age of 18 in Baazigar, portraying a murder victim of her psychopathic boyfriend. Although she was a supporting actress alongside Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol, the film was a major success and earned her the Filmfare Award nomination for the Filmfare Best Debut Award.[citation needed]
In 1994 this was followed by Aag her first leading role and by the success of Main Khiladi Tu Anari opposite Akshay Kumar. In 1994 she also starred in Aao Pyaar Karen as the servant girl Chhaya. In 1995 she appeared in Hathkadi and in 1996 she appeared in the Telugu language film Sahasa Veerudu Sagara Kanya.
In 1997 she appeared in six different films Veedeva Dani Babu, Auzaar Prathna Thakur, Zameer: The Awakening of a Soul, Insaaf Divya, Prithvi Neha and Gambler Ritu.
She has since appeared in a number of films, such as Jaanwar (1999), Dhadkan (2000), Indian (2001), Fareb (2005), and Dus (2005). None of these films were major successes at the box office, although she won critical acclaim in 2004 with her performance as an AIDS victim in Phir Milenge (2004).
Shetty was featured in Mani Ratnam's stage show, Netru, Indru, Naalai. She has also featured in Jhalak Dikkhlaja, a Sony Entertainment Television dance show.[citation needed]
In 2004 Shetty was a guest judge on the popular Indian Idol television show. Her younger sister Shamita Shetty is a budding Bollywood actress and they worked together on the Baras Ja music video for Fareb.



Main article: Celebrity Big Brother 2007 (UK)
Shetty is currently a contestant in Celebrity Big Brother UK.[5] and is the first Indian celebrity drafted in to "sex up" the show.[6][7] Reportedly paid Rs.31.5m (£367,500) for her participation,[8] she wore a pink sari when entering the house and said to presenter Davina McCall, "I just want every Indian to be extremely proud that I'm in here".[9] As for her participation, she stated: "I have zero expectations. The only thing I really hope to keep is my self-respect and my dignity."[10] Sister Shamita told the Times of India that this "is the boldest decision Shilpa has taken hitherto."[11] The Scotsman has reported that PETA are backing Shetty to win the contest and have urged British viewers to vote for her.[12][13]
On Day 2 of the show, Shetty instructed fellow housemates Carole Malone and Ken Russell in meditation. After they were unable to perform the exercise, she explained this as they're "not breathing right".[14] On Day 5, romance appeared to be on the cards as Dirk Benedict expressed his desire to woo her after several flirtations had occurred between them[15] and she admitted to finding him "sexy",[16] but tempers were starting to fray by Day 7 as a certain clique was beginning to form in the house which was not approving of Shilpa's presence.[17][18].
Support for non-profits

HIV-AIDS
In February 2006 Shetty lent her support to a BBC-endorsed television show designed to tackle the problem of HIV-AIDS in India.[43] The project, which also involved other celebrities Vivek Oberoi, Dia Mirza, and Raveena Tandon in separate episodes, featured Shetty as she shadowed a young achiever whose work involved raising awareness about the condition. "I have participated to show my solidarity to people living with HIV-Aids. I will do anything for them to feel wanted and special," she said.[43]
The issue is particularly close to Shetty's heart as she had portrayed an HIV-positive sufferer in her 2004 movie Phir Milenge. Speaking about the movie and HIV in general, Shetty said: "Why not a film on HIV positive patients? It is a social stigma in our society. We made this film to highlight this problem ... This film will bring about a social awareness about AIDS in our country. It is high time we talked about this in our society."[44]

Won
2005: AAHOA Award for Phir Milenge
2004: Special Awards for Phir Milenge
2004: Giant International Awards for Phir Milenge
2004: Indo-Pak's Young Achiever Awards
1998: Zee Gold Bollywood Awards, Best Supporting Actress for Pardesi Babu

Saturday, January 20, 2007

LOVE IS!!!!!!!

Love is...

Love isbeing happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the other person when they are sad being together in good times and being together in bad times Love is the source of strength

Love is being honest with yourself at all times being honest with the other person at all times telling, listening, respecting the truth and never pretending Love is the source of reality

Love is an understanding that is so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity

Love is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another individual Love is the source of success

Love is the excitement of planning things together the excitement of doing things together Love is the source of the future

Love is the fury of the storm the calm of the rainbow Love is the source of passion

Love is giving and taking in a daily situation being patient with each other's needs and desires Love is the source of sharing

Love is knowing that the other person will always be with you regardless of what happens missing the other person when they are away but remaining near in heart at all times Love is the source of security

Love is the source of life

You've Touched My Life



Ever since the day we met

My life has been touched...

My dreams have been more beautiful

The stars shine brighter than before;

The sun seems so much warmer,

Since I've someone to adore.

You've changed my life in many ways,

My heart has grown so strong,

It's all because of you, my love,

It has been all along.

I'm sure you know I Love You,

I just want to thank you too.

I have no idea where I'd be

If it wasn't for meeting you.

Together Forever


As I look at your picture I wish you were here
Those sweet words you whisper I can hear so
clear
You're saying you love me
and want to hold me tight
You want to be near me and love me tonight


I dream of you holding me and you made me see

That together forever we were meant to be

The warmth of your body close to mine

As you and I are lost in time


You reach out to touch me with your loving hand

I wish! this moment would never end

As you and I embrace, you say that you love me

With you my darling I will always be.



Motorcycles ( 100 years ago )